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( FOUR different bingo cards, many different podfic fills )

You guys! Guess what?

I signed up for au_bingo!

I'm pretty excited, actually: I've been in a bit of a porn-rut lately, and this challenge should be just the kick in the pants that I need to start recording some stories that aren't all naked, all the time...

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Additionally, I've signed up for podfic_bingo! I might be even more excited for this one - and I've made a personal goal to record at least one podfic that fills an entire line by itself. Mwahaahhaha....

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Annnnnd, because I blacked out my first card, I have a SECOND podfic_bingo card (to be finished by December, I think?)

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Holy crappers! I've got another podfic_bingo card! THIS IS SO EXCITING!

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( Important Notice Of Podfics And Downloads )

As I'm pretty sure everyone who owns an internet is aware, megaupload got killed off a few weeks back. Something about online piracy, I think....(though, how they got all the pirates to stand in a line like that and just be arrested, I do not know... *rimshot*). If you hadn't noticed this yet, well, here's what you'll get every time you click on a podfic link that let back to megaupload:

So, since megaupload is down forever, and boxnet is a prissy bitch who plays hard to get most of the month (HINT: boxnet bandwidth resets on the first of the month, every month. If you can hold out that long, feel free to drop by what few podfics I've got hosted over there on February 1st, March 1st, April 1st....for that one day a month you'll actually be able to grab anything over there), I've begun the long and arduous task of reuploading everything. That's right: all my podfics, all the way back to August of 2010, all 250 or so that are living on my external harddrive..... they're all going to go back up on the internet. I'll be dumping them at boxnet (for the streaming option), at mediafire (for the downloading without bandwidth limits option), and at paraka's site (if I ever figure out all this Actually Knowing Things About Computers business). After that, I'll be fixing all the links, everywhere I posted (here, there, and everywhere).

HOWEVER, THIS WILL TAKE TIME. LOTS AND LOTS OF TIME. WE'RE TALKING, AEONS AND EPOCHS OF TIME. Please be patient with me -  I'm incompetent on the best days, and this has not been my very best day. Feel free to leave a comment over here if you've come across a podfic of mine that you would like bumped up to the front of the re-uploading queue (otherwise, they're going up alphabetically by fandom). Happy listening!
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Screaming Down The Starlit Sky MASTERPOST

Title: Screaming Down The Starlit Sky
Author: herlovewasajoke
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: bessyboo

Rating: PG-13 to R (with moments of NC-17)
Fandoms: Bandom (Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship, The Cab, Hush Sound, Amanda Palmer, Mindless Self Indulgence, Phantom Planet, Gym Class Heroes), American Idol Season 8
Warnings: Vampires, Biting, Bloodplay, Stalking, Obsessive Behavior, Scheming, Swearing, Violence, Minor Character Death, Major Character Death (temporary), Non-Consensual Vampirism, Kidnapping, Underage Sex (Ryan and Spencer are 17), Mind Fuckery, Amnesia, 16 Candles AU
Pairings: Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Gerard Way/Frank Iero, Mike Carden/Tom Conrad, Andy "Butcher" Mrotek/Adam Siska, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, Tom Conrad/Alex Greenwald, Cash Colligan/Alex Marshall, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Bob Bryar/Joe Trohman, Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff

Length: 32:15:33

Series Summary: Arrogance and impulse control -- too much of one means too little of the other. Lines are drawn, alliances are forged, and nothing in Beckett's city will ever be the same again.


Podfic Direct Download Links

zipped file of all the mp3 tracks | podbook part 1 of 4 | podbook part 2 of 4 | podbook part 3 of 4 | podbook part 4 of 4

(Don't forget to check out The Temple of Scheherazade, the official website of the Podfic Big Bang!)



Reader's Notes
A Who's Who Guide to Screaming Down The Starlit Sky

I. (You) Belong to Me
II. Interlude: Parallel Lines
III. The Lust it Commands (The Blood on your Hands)
IV. Interlude: Like a Casket
V. In My Own Way
VI. Thicker Than Water
VII. Interlude: Break You Down (In The Worst Way)
VIII. Bend and Not Break
IX. Interlude: Held Me Down...
X. ...In This Starless City
XI. Coda: Quod Me Nutrit
XII. Coda: Just a Taste
XIII. Coda: Waiting for the Night
XIV. Thrive
XV. City Lights (Burning So Bright)

Screaming Down The Starlit Sky [the abridged fanmix]

A note to the listeners: The first ten parts of this ‘verse form one continuous story arc. The next four stories are codas to that arc, and require knowledge of it to be best enjoyed. The last story is part of the general vampire universe but not the main story arc; no knowledge of the previous parts are necessary for enjoyment. Happy listening!
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“So, spill. Are you a good little boy?”

Title: king for the moment
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fast and the Furious series
Pairings: Buffy Summers/Carter Verone, Brian O'Conner/Buffy Summers/Carter Verone
Warnings: Wishlist 2016, Prompt Fic, Crossover, Polyamory, Threesome, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - 2 Fast 2 Furious, Buffy Insert, There is nothing to warn about what is wrong with me?
Music: Nicotine, as performed by Panic! at the Disco
Length: 00:28:36

Author's Summary: "In which Brian is too loyal, always. Sometimes it pays off."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,  paraka, for hosting me).

Why I Love It: How could I not love this fic? It's a sequel to she's liable to grow up mean, taking place before they all show up in Rio for against the fortress - the how of Buffy and Brian and Carter winding up in a tangle together.
pprfaith plays off Brian's neediness at the start of FatF2, and Buffy's broken-then-built-back-up-again restructured moral compass post-S2, and the duality of how Carter can be good to Buffy but capital-B-bad to everyone else at work. I love how all three of these characters have elements that fill a need in the others, in a way that's probably not healthy, but is really really good for me anyways. I love how this fills in all the gaps that I'd previously only imagined. I love that someone else loves this 'verse just as much as I do - after all, it wasn't even my prompt that sparked this fic in the first place!
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"Are you charging people to catch Pokemon in the backyard?"

Title: Pokemon Go
Author: Unpretty

Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: DCU, Batman (comics)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: tumblrfic, baby grifter, if you wear a mustache-print fedora you deserve to have your money taken, Pokemon Go
Length: 00:05:55

Author's Summary: "There are different kinds of justice."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,  paraka, for hosting me).

Why I Love It: For the last five years, I've posted a podfic for Thanksgiving. This year, sadly, I didn't finish recording in time to post something on actual Thanksgiving..... but I was the only person in the entire office today, on Black Friday. So I recorded, coverart-ed, and edited a podfic on my phone at work! On Black Friday! Because I was the only person on my entire floor, for a large portion of the day! Which is nearly the same thing as the last five years of podfic-posting Thanksgiving tradition, right? I read this ficlet for the first time during my lunch break, and then recorded it after the handiman came through to empty the trash bins. Unpretty has written an adorable ficlet about Bruce, Jason, and the moral obigation to part a fool from his money if he's wearing a
mustache-print fedora. Plus, the mental image of Jason seeding the grounds of Wayne Manor with lures in highly-unreachable places gives me joy.
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“Cockblocked by my own fucking costume.”

Title: & the saints we see are all made of gold
Author: lanyon

Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairings: Steve Rogers/James "Bucky" Barnes, Carol Danvers/Jessica Drew
Warnings: crossdressing, Halloween Costumes, Halloween, cockblocked by costuming
Length: 00:12:08

Author's Summary: "Bucky and Steve infiltrate a Hallowe'en Ball as part of a mission. Bucky is cockblocked by his own costume and the Captains America and Marvel take care of business."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,  paraka, for hosting me).

Why I Love It: This fic is a delightful bit of fluff and costumes! It's just long enough to get you in the Halloween party mood, and has enough of a Mission Fic vibe to counteract the sexual frustration by way of costuming. I mean, sexually frustrated is a good look on Bucky....and USO Girl is a good look on Steve.... but also, saving the day! And sass from Tony and Jarvis! And Carol and Jessica as sexy pirates, swashbuckling in to kick ass! Enjoy a snippet of Halloween spirit in your ears tonight, as you hide from trick-or-treaters and eat all their candy :D
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“I’m gonna lay down, you’re gonna lay next to me, all hands will stay above the waist.”

Title: oops
Author: amosanguis

Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandoms: Pitch
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Accidental Bonding, Platonic Cuddling, Episode Tag, s1e2 - The Interim
Length: 00:05:06

Author's Summary: "Her knees ache more than they usually do after her and Mike’s first workout together, but with a little Icy Hot the problem is solved and she puts it out of her mind."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,  paraka, for hosting me).

Why I Love It: Pitch is great, and Ginny is great, and you should be great, too, by watching it.
cantarina1 is great because bessyboo and I managed to sway her into watching Pitch with us, but cantarina1 is also somewhat less great because she was all, "Oh, I need to eat dinner and not die of eternal hunger - I can't record podfic for you." So I recorded her a podfic instead. So there. (The fic's set immediately post-THAT GYM SCENE in episode two, Ginny and Mike and ACCIDENTAL TEAM SOUL-BONDING is so good for me.)
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two tiny podfics to end the drought (more soon, I promise!)

I was feeling super indecisive today, and I haven't posted a podfic in aaaaages, so I asked Twitter what I should post. The results?
twitter podfic posting poll - 10.27.16
So, since they're all fairly short, I'm going to post the top two. Get your ears ready.

Title: come on, baby, the laugh's on me
Author: defcontwo

Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandoms: Captain America (movie'verse)
Pairings: Steve Rogers/James "Bucky" Barnes
Warnings: Commander Beard Rogers, Captain Beard-merica
Length: 00:07:57

Author's Summary: "Can Captain America have a beard? Is that allowed? I'm pretty sure that's against Boy Scout regulations."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,  paraka, for hosting me).

Why I Love It: The Steve'n'Bucky dynamic here is delightful - they riff off each other, and give each other the kind of ribbing that says "you're an idiot" but means "I love you". The hints about the depth of friendship between Natasha and Bucky are so good, too - it's not stated explicitly in the text, but Natasha seems like the kind of friend who'd help Bucky explore his lube options in the future, by marching him straight to the back room of Ricky's and asking for sample packs. I love the way the entire Avengers team just gives Steve shit; it's not a teamfic if there isn't teasing to show you care. Plus, beard burn.

Title: He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandoms: DCU, Young Justice (cartoon)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: anon-meme prompt, found family, illegal adoptions are a Batfamily specialty
Length: 00:05:40

Author's Summary: "In retrospect, Bruce should have gotten suspicious when he caught Dick measuring the closets in the empty bedrooms, but at the time the sun had been threatening to explode—for the third time that MONTH—and he'd had bigger concerns."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,  paraka, for hosting me).

Why I Love It: Another amuse bouche of a podfic here, to bring a smile to your face. Bruce's grumpiness is the perfect compliment to Dick's steamroller aproach to fraternal aquisition. Superboy needs a father figure, Bruce! Dick needs a younger brother! Superboy has dark hair and blue eyes, too - he'll fit right in with the rest of the family.
...hopefully I'll keep my hair

#ITPE 2016

Dear Podficcer,

Hi, there! Here's what I'm asking for, this year:

1. DCU
I blame last year's #ITPE for the way I spiralled into DCU over the last 12 months. I'm interested in the 'next gen' characters, the sidekicks - basically, if they show up in Teen Titans (comics & cartoon) or Young Justice (comics & cartoon), I'm happy. There's also the gang in Red Hood and the Outlaws (comics), a host of general Batfam and Gothamites, and the Arrow Clan (the many versions of Roy Harper and his clones/offspring/siblings). I like various permutations of the following pairings: Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Kon-El, Jason Todd/Kori/Roy Harper, Jason Todd/Tim Drake/Roy Harper, Dick Grayson/Ridiculous Costuming, Roy Harper/Tim Drake, Tim Drake/Steph Brown, Artemis Crock/Wally West, Artemis Crock/Ladies, Roy Harper/Jade Nguyen (just no Bruce/any of his kids, Ra's/Tim, or Dick/Damian, please). I haven't been watching the DC tv shows, and I haven't seen Suicide Squad or BvS yet, so please stick with animated or comic book fics when you're picking what to podfic. I'm interested in stories about team missions, or life outside the cowl, or growing up, or slice-of-life family fun times.

2. Buffy crossovers
I don't know if you noticed, but I am a BIG FAN of crossovers. If you podfic a crossover for me, I may even cry with joy. Buffy crossovers are my most favorite things ever, seriously - Buffy is the most crossover-capable fandom I've ever met. Whether it's Yet Another Halloween Fic, or someone from an alternate fandom just got activate with Slayer Powers, or Buffy has fallen through a portal and can't get back home, I love it all.

3. Teen Wolf
Stiles/Peter is my scheming, delightfully amoral, pairing of joy. Stiles/Derek is my pairing of great popularity. Erica/Boyd is my pairing of sassy baby werewolves who did not get enough love in canon. I'm okay with recieving porn with these pairings, but I'm more interested right now in stories about Stiles and Peter being devious and planning rings around Beacon Hills' latest Monster of the Week.

4. Star Wars: TFA, original trilogy
Give me stories about Rey! Give me stories about Finn! Give me stories about BB-8! If you can find me a decent story about Captain Phasma's backstory, or Captain Phasma's future, or just plain Phasma-centric ANYTHING, I will probably faint with joy. I'm a fan of the Rey/Finn combo, Rey/Phasma, Leia/Han, and BB-8/exasperation. I'm not interested in Kylo Ren or Whatshisname Hux, though.

(Because I'm feeling kinda lazy, I'm going to copy/paste a couple lists from last year's #ITPE letter.)

Things That Make Me Love This Story
-happy endings
-twisty or creepy endings
-kidfic (of both the all-the-characters-ARE-kids and the-characters-HAVE-kids varieties)
-dark and twisted AUs where are the good guys are serial killers or psychopaths or career criminals but you root for them anyway
-Stargate Atlantis AUs
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer AUs
-snappy banter
-found families
-AUs where Character X never died, and then you get to see how canon gets warped by their presence
-situationally-induced cuddling
-X-Men AUs
-High-School-Into-College AUs
-epistolary stories
-stories where Character X is a demon/Special Kid/uses their Gift for devious or scandalous affairs
-sound effects
-Accidental Boyfriends
-Pretend Dating
-stories that make you think
-stories that leave you thinking and pondering and contemplating, even after it's all over
-threesomes, foursomes, moresomes (where the relationship is a Thing, not just an orgy of Guest Starring Limbs)
-high school/college AUs

Things I Do Not Dig
-unwarned-for character death (I don't mind if you have to kill off a character in the course of your storytelling duty, but warn me ahead of time, please)
-cross-generational incest (I'm alright with incest - see all the Wincest I've recorded - but parent/child is not my thing)
-angels having any kind of sex (it throws up all kinds of Catholic Guilt flags. Interestingly, however, I have no problems at all with demons having sex)
-I can't remember the exact term, but stories where altar-boy!X (or demon!X, or doubting-his-faith!X) seduces Father Y (let's just leave the clergy out of this altogether, okay? Let's make it easy for everyone, and skip over Catholic School AUs for now, too)
-angst (I'm in this for the escapism; unless under very specific circumstances, if I wanted to be depressed I'd take my headphones off and pay attention to crappy reality)
-bestiality (of the there-is-actually-an-animal-involved-with-my-genitalia kind, not the sometimes-I'm-a-werewolf kind)
-stories that lack internal consistency (I'll spend the whole time picking apart the logic holes, instead of appreciating your performance)
-First Person POVs (though oddly enough, Second Person POVs really work for me...)
-people eating people (don't care if they're alive or dead, I frown upon cannibalism)

Also, most authors I podfic these days have Blanket Permission -and if I've podficced more than one of their stories, chances are, I'd love to hear you read me another one. As for my podfic-listening habits, my work commute is around 45 minutes from door to desk - if you wanted to make me something that would last me an entire morning trek, I'd be super psyched ;) If you're reeeeally not sure if I'd like the story, go ahead and ask analise010 or pprfaith - between the two of them, they know all my kinks and favorite tropes.

I can't wait to hear from you, new friend! Thanks so much for making me my new present - I just know it's gonna be awesome.